Can we have a funny meme thread? (NO POLITICS!)

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John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was laced with profanity. John tried to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary, but nothing worked.

Finally, John got fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back and got even more rude. John, in desperation, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said:
"I believe I have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had caused such a dramatic change
in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I respectfully ask what the turkey in the freezer did?"

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING !!
 

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