Can we have a funny meme thread? (NO POLITICS!)

[MidwayJ]

 

[GTBlu]

Put down of the week!

"I hear you where so ugly as a kid, you gave sweets to the local pedo's to get attenshion!"

 

[Sivi70980]

Too much truth

 

[lacanteen]

Too much truth

As we say down here: "gettin' old aint for sissies."

 

[Sivi70980]

As we say down here: "gettin' old aint for sissies."

This year, 41 is the years old my body has decided to not like cold temperatures anymore. Takes hours in front of the fire when I get home for my bones the thaw out. Tomorrow when I’m 60, I’m sure there will be many more updates.

 

[lacanteen]

 

[lacanteen]

This year, 41 is the years old my body has decided to not like cold temperatures anymore. Takes hours in front of the fire when I get home for my bones the thaw out. Tomorrow when I’m 60, I’m sure there will be many more updates.

Here's a typical morning when you're 60:

 

[Justpassingas]

Here's a typical morning when you're 60:

Being over 60 gives new meaning to finding it hard getting up in the morning too

 

[lacanteen]

 

[ShadesOfBloo]

Here's a typical morning when you're 60:

And once you get that report:

 

[ShadesOfBloo]

I bet I also had a nickname at the local Mitsubishi parts department.
It's probably something to do with the kind of nerd I am.

Whenever the part counter MILFs recognized me, they knew they didn't have to go look at my Evo's VIN. I could tell it to them or write it down for them.
'Cause once I memorized the VIN I wanted to make sure they realized it.
It was partly a way of saying "I know my car this well. Guess what customer you shouldn't **** with?"
...And it seemed to work.

 

[martinjlm]

There’s a Thai food restaurant near the GM Tech Center that anytime I call in and order Spicy Mee Thai hot with seafood they would just say “see you in ten minutes Martin”. Whenever I walk in with a group of people they give menus to everybody except me.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

 

[HoosierDaddy]

 

[HoosierDaddy]