A Little COVID-19 Humor (No Politics Please!)

[Chef jpd]

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[Bikeman315]

 

[martinjlm]

 

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[Bikeman315]

 

[Bugs]

 

[Briebee72]

 

[Qcman17]

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[HoosierDaddy]

 

[shogun32]

I'm envious of the people immune to the virus because they don't believe in it

I figure I've got a decent chance of being among the greater than 99.98% of people who survive an "infection".

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I figure I've got a decent chance of being among the greater than 99.98% of people who survive an "infection".

Don't get the vaccine! Only 95% effective. So, math says 250 times more at risk (5% / .02%). [/doing my part for natural selection]

 

[Timeless]

I'm envious of the people immune to the virus because they don't believe in it

Haven't you heard? All you need to do is have a meal or drink and sit down. Virus has a no fly zone with people in this state!

 

[shogun32]

Don't get the vaccine! Only 95% effective

actually you should read the actual studies and where they came up with that nonsense metric. It's scientific fraud. But there's a separate thread for that line of inquiry.

 

[Timeless]

Yeah, I never understood the logic behind that guideline. Haven't been to a restaurant since March.

You obviously have not been to any big box stores or protests/riots. Can't get you there either.

 

[shogun32]

You also can't get it from close friends and family. It's a very selective bug.

though if you go to a bonfire event situated outside on a breezy beach and exceed the govn'er's shrill mandate of no more than 25 people (in this case ~40 in attendance) half a dozen people get flu-like symptoms and might test positive for the "dreaded" Wuhan-19. And recrimination and accusations fly like fur at a sheep shearing.

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