A Little COVID-19 Humor (No Politics Please!)

[Bikeman315]

You mean you got caught? Amateur.

Short story. Not long after we moved to NJ back in 95' my younger daughter, 17 at the time, was brought home by two of her new friends. She was absolutely plastered. My older daughter and I got her upstairs and threw her in the shower. My wife, of course, was furious (personally I was laughing my ass off). My wife asked the older daughter "how come this never happened to you?". Her answer........." I was smart enough not to come home"!!!

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[samd1351]

Short story. Not long after we moved to NJ back in 95' my younger daughter, 17 at the time, was brought home by two of her new friends. She was absolutely plastered. My older daughter and I got her upstairs and threw her in the shower. My wife, of course, was furious (personally I was laughing my ass off). My wife asked the older daughter "how come this never happened to you?". Her answer........." I was smart enough not to come home"!!!

Me: I had a midnight curfew, then a 1 am, then2, then whatever. My folks would ask "Are you coming home?" Me: If not, I'll be at Tom or Harry's.

My brother: midnight curfew. Borrows dad's '68 convertible vette. Him and a buddy push it into the garage at 3 am. Can't understand why dad is pissed. Sam gets to come home whenever., why can't I? Because dumbass, i set them up for it first.

 

[Adamone92]

Thought maybe my license plate would fit here..

 

[martinjlm]

 

[Bugs]

 

[shogun32]

right but he can't take the mask off because of the bacteria that has eaten thru his face and he doesn't have one anymore. Jason should have removed his mask, sanitized it, and let his skin breath after likewise scrubbing it free of all the germ nasties.

 

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[samd1351]

We check everyone's temperatures, as they walk into the conference room for a staff meeting. Not before we come into the building, but as we walk into the room. Brilliant.

 

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[Tin O' Spam]

 

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[Sivi70980]

right but he can't take the mask off because of the bacteria that has eaten thru his face and he doesn't have one anymore. Jason should have removed his mask, sanitized it, and let his skin breath after likewise scrubbing it free of all the germ nasties.

He really only needs his mask when within 6 feet too.

 

[Sivi70980]

We check everyone's temperatures, as they walk into the conference room for a staff meeting. Not before we come into the building, but as we walk into the room. Brilliant.

No tests where I work. It's as if there is no pandemic. People wear masks though. I choose to only wear a mask when required to. Can't wait for all of this to go away in a few weeks...

 

[kodioneill]

I really need to know how this works!!!

Demolition Man Great movie. Stalone was hysterical in that, even Sandra Bullock was good.

 

[shogun32]

Can't wait for all of this to go away in a few weeks...

I predict a sudden medical breakthru that will save the planet around 11/5

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