A Little COVID-19 Humor (No Politics Please!)

[Coosawjack]

YEP.......SICK STUFF, HUH??

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Medical experts in London today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns.

Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off by the whole idea.

Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in government.

 

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[shogun32]

"I told my wife last night I would get less looks walking nude (with a mask on) through Kroger's than I would if I waked through the store mask less. She's begging me not to prove this point."

After @FreePenguin recent selfies I nominate him to test this theory out.

 

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[shogun32]

you forgot Pfizer, Moderna, Oxford Univ, Merck (their $300/pill not released yet), the Chinese mask companies, whoever's running the convalescent plasma scam, and 6 or so "friends of Fauci" at the NIH who are collecting millions in license/royalties.

 

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