A Little COVID-19 Humor (No Politics Please!)

[HoosierDaddy]

Gets a bit silly at times. My sister begged me to wear a mask if within a stones throw. I finally did despite normally not at great distances. Sure enough, now she's asking for two masks since 2 are better than 1. Of course 3 are better than 2 and 4 are better than 3, etc right up until you can't breath and die. Before Covid, did people with similar mindsets as Fauci, use 7 condoms because 7 are safer than 1? Inquiring minds want to know.

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[fastergt350]

Now it just has to be legalized in New York and sales will go off the charts.

 

[shogun32]

Now it just has to be legalized in New York and sales will go off the charts.

I can't imagine how much the suppliers of hookers and blow are suffering having had no clientele for a year down on Wall Street. It's not like you can order in your white powder and arm candy to come to your house and mingle with your wife and kids in RI/CT after the trading day is over.

But mail-order "Christmas Special" would be a ripe money-making opportunity.

 

[shogun32]

words fail me.

Do I detect a deliberate effort to marginalize the brass section, especially Trombone and tuba? And what about percussion? Cymbals? Snare? Bass drum. Oh lordy, will nobody think of the Xylophone? This is rank discrimination!!!

 

[fastergt350]

words fail me.

I guess when they are done with practice they can transport home.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I guess when they are done with practice they can transport home.

Yeah. Do those have slots for a fork lift?

 

[Bikeman315]

I guess when they are done with practice they can transport home.

Or the hospital with Co2 poisoning.

 

[Sivi70980]

words fail me.

 

[Dominant1]

Herd immunity, are we cattle?

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[shogun32]

Herd immunity, are we cattle?

https://ibb.co/6FGjFLV

no, way more stupid and helpless. We're Sheep. That collie nipping and yapping is <insert self-annointed gov't apparatchik>

Farmers can sue big-Pharma for killing their herd with a bad/ineffective vaccine. Humans, not so much. I guess life is cheap afterall.

 

[Bikeman315]

Herd immunity, are we cattle?

https://ibb.co/6FGjFLV

I looked at that pic and immediately thought of one thing....................................................

 

[Bikeman315]

no, way more stupid and helpless. We're Sheep. That collie nipping and yapping is <insert self-annointed gov't apparatchik>

Who you callin' a sheep?

 

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[HoosierDaddy]

Herd immunity, are we cattle?

We should be so lucky.

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