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  1. Random thoughts.......................

    Your car will never make 'that noise' for the mechanic. Your car is like "That's our special noise. I only make it for you."
  2. Random thoughts.......................

    If you choke to death on an ice cube no one will know how you died.
  3. Random thoughts.......................

    One of my favorite lies that I tell myself is that a blueberry muffin is much more nutritious than a chocolate chip muffin.
  4. Random thoughts.......................

    A day without alcohol probably wouldn't kill me but why risk it?





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