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  1. Can we have a funny meme thread? (NO POLITICS!)

    If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner. You are a terrible parent. I don't care how busy you are, at least find the time to put the food in the microwave!
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    Who reads what papers in the UK! The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country. The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country. The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country. The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people...
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    I’ve been trying to attract the wife’s attention for an hour so I just sit down and look comfortable and open a beer!
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    Me: Hi Boss sorry i'll be off today Boss: Why Me: I'll be in bed all day!
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    My Grandfather just gave our 15-year-old son some marital advice. Find a woman that loves you Find a woman that makes you laugh Find a woman that can cook Find a woman that listens to you Oooo, One last thing son never mix up their four names!
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    So hot Prince Andrwe is now sweating!
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    Having a loud exhaust is like eating chips in church....... Everyone looks at you in disgust but secretly they want some too!
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    Breaking News: UK faces alcohol shortage as Number 10 plans leaving party. Please don’t drink responsibly and grope fellow co-workers. "This may only be funny in the UK"
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    Note from all of us in the UK. Enjoy blowing up small parts of your country just because you desired to thought away all the Tea!
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    Gas prices are so high, I just saw Dolly Parton carpooling with Jolene!
  11. Can we have a funny meme thread? (NO POLITICS!)

    that's british Royal Marines No some day every day! I'm now getting this mug made!!!
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    I'm not eating in that restaurant!
  13. Can we have a funny meme thread? (NO POLITICS!)

    People at work think I’m a mute! Mother always said don't speak unless you have something nice to say.
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    Hoooo Very Dark! but reminds me of Big bad John - Johnny Cash - YouTube
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    I just filled the tank for $22 Ok it was just the hedge trimmer but it’s a win!
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    I had a party Friday night, around midnight the Cops show up and said turn it down, we don’t what to have to come back! 4am "Hey Office Mike you said you did not want to come back". I need bail money now!
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    I had a BMW for a while the indicators worked great until one day they would not come on, I took it into BMW and said well we've never seen this before you’re the first person that used them more than once!
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    Me and 25 mate’s road over to France on our Motorcycles from the UK, anyway day 3 we stop at a restaurants one of the guys said Errr Uck! I had that Plat du Jour at the last place yesterday it's horrible don’t bother lads! Anyway half an hour later the laughing stopped but 20 years on we still...
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    Well it was 21 years ago today, my best mate came running out the room shouting it’s a Boy!!! We’ve never been back to Thailand!
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