You know you drive a S550 Mustang when...

[Billy1]

When you are on a first name basis with the local ticket clinic. And yes, I once got a speeding ticket while driving in a pack of regular commuter cars(@10).

And I was in the middle of the pack?! WTF!?

 

[2017GBGTPP]

... when your phone has as many pictures of your car as it has of your family

I think my family actually loses out on that one....

 

[Spike-S550]

When a cold start causes the neighbors dog to fall off the bed !

 

[edco]

___a BMW driver shows you a middle finger and the light is still red

 

[BadNews_5.0]

You give traffic a wide gap because the paint/clear is thinner than a millennial's skin.

 

[BadNews_5.0]

Hey man, that's like, a microaggression. We're trying to have a safe space with no kink-shaming here. Now let me enjoy my avacado toast and vegan latté

The paint quality is aggression inducing.
I could think of scant few descriptions to rival it's durability.

 

[dpAtlanta]

... you use overpasses and tunnels as symphony halls.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rover]

...your bumpers/body panels don’t line up correctly, ....lolz

And you still think it's the best looking car in the parking lot.

 

[lacanteen]

... when your phone has as many pictures of your car as it has of your family

Guilty. Actually there's more of the car by a wide margin.

 

[Sivi70980]

I had a guy speed up and run a red light at 40mph to "beat me".

Hey man, that's like, a microaggression. We're trying to have a safe space with no kink-shaming here. Now let me enjoy my avacado toast and vegan latté

 

[Terry W]

...you park in the middle of nowhere, and someone still parks next to you.

True

 

[StangTime]

...you park in the middle of nowhere, and someone still parks next to you.

True

You mean like this... ?

 

[Bluelightning]

To one of my neighbors I'm, "the guy who's always washing his car". Only every Sunday on weeks where it's not below freezing/raining all week.

I used to wash mine on Friday nights so it was ready to for Saturday morning, and then on Sunday evening before I put it in the garage for the week. I can't understand why people thought I washed it too much....

 

[Briebee72]

When you look up parts and say I don't need that, then look again, then look again, I don't need that. Then watch youtube videos on the install three times... I don't need that. They research it on forums. Price check it across 12 retailers... I dont need that. Go hunny I really need this (insert part) cause my car is (insert excuse) and she says you don't need that. And you go yeah you are right. And you look at it more, then start figuring well if I sell my old parts (which you dont)... no no I don't need it... Fed ex shows up 3 days later with part you don't need you justify it to wife and say wait till you feel the difference. You go for ride she rolls eyes cause she is unimpressed and says you didn't need it where we going for dinner?

 

[Rover]

When you look up parts and say I don't need that, then look again, then look again, I don't need that. Then watch youtube videos on the install three times... I don't need that. They research it on forums. Price check it across 12 retailers... I dont need that. Go hunny I really need this (insert part) cause my car is (insert excuse) and she says you don't need that. And you go yeah you are right. And you look at it more, then start figuring well if I sell my old parts (which you dont)... no no I don't need it... Fed ex shows up 3 days later with part you don't need you justify it to wife and say wait till you feel the difference. You go for ride she rolls eyes cause she is unimpressed and says you didn't need it where we going for dinner?

And you tell her it's fast food tonight because you're trying to save some money