How many GTs are Owned by Seniors?

[Joedag1]

Me too. To bad it isn't entirely by choice. I especially hate it when the farts have lumps.

I never thought it was actually possible to sit on my balls!

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[Stang 19]

Jomama,

You sound like me.
When my Doctor asks for a stool and urine sample I just leave him my boxer shorts.

Omg...cant stop laughing

 

[TheReaper]

I never thought it was actually possible to sit on my balls!

I almost spewed my coffee when I read this.

 

[CB18]

I heard Jack Nicholson say in a movie about getting old. Never waste a hard on, never pass up a bathroom and never trust a fart.

 

[rwschill]

Just bought Shelby 350GT in my 70’s. Enjoy the ride!

 

[sicpuppy]

When I was young I could fart and walk at the same time. Now if I think I have a fart coming I stop walking and let it rip. I can't do both at the same time with confidence.

 

[ezracer]

This thread is becoming absolutely hilarious. Keep up the good work guys!!

Jomama,

You sound like me.
When my Doctor asks for a stool and urine sample I just leave him my boxer shorts.

 

[Bald Menace]

I just turned 55 and AARP is sending me mail like crazy so I must be a senior and I own a GT so count me in.

 

[canyon ed]

I just turned 55 and AARP is sending me mail like crazy so I must be a senior and I own a GT so count me in.

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[dpAtlanta]

Fellow Seniors,
Feel free to you these as you like:
1. When I was born, they were using "Preparation-B", no idea what they are using now?
2. When I was born, Moby Dick was only a minnow.
3. When I was born, dirt had just been invented!

 

[Deleted member 35786]

Fellow Seniors,
Feel free to you these as you like:
1. When I was born, they were using "Preparation-B", no idea what they are using now?
2. When I was born, Moby Dick was only a minnow.
3. When I was born, dirt had just been invented!

Ill play..

When I was born, the cuban missile crisis was over and woodstock had not happened yet.

 

[Balr14]

Fellow Seniors,
Feel free to you these as you like:

2. When I was born, Moby Dick was only a minnow.

When I was young, Moby Dick was a venereal disease!

 

[moosestang]

Well, when I was born, ford just introduced the Ford-O-Matic automatic transmission (just trying to keep it somehow mustang related).

 

[Bladerunner70]

When I was born, you could still buy castor oil for your car's engine.

 

[Loki-GT]

When I was born the Mustang was introduced 18 days later.

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