Sayings you've heard (Extra credit to outside of US)

[CrashOverride]

-That's a special kind of stupid.
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I love this. I think one of my co-workers said this once, and I earmarked it, but alas, I forgot it because "I" am a special kind of stupid

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[Roadway 5.0]

“Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.”

This reads as “everything has an end, only the sausage has two.”

I worked in Germany for a few years and my cheery office mate shared this gem with me. It basically is the same as our, “All things come to an end.” Just has a biz more pizzazz (and flavor).

 

[BlackandBlue]

“Your just a chip off the old scrotum”. like your dad.
“That boy could break a ball bearing with a rubber mallet” idiot/box
“If I can walk through mud, I can f##k through blood” Dumb friend used to say
“If I had deeper pockets my balls would never be cold” women chase money

 

[CrashOverride]

“Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.”

This reads as “everything has an end, only the sausage has two.”

I worked in Germany for a few years and my cheery office mate shared this gem with me. It basically is the same as our, “All things come to an end.” Just has a biz more pizzazz (and flavor).

Zehr gut! Meinen freund ist von deutschland. I took 2 years of German in high school, a long, long time ago. I only know enough phrases to sound like an idiot though. I almost went to Deutschland back then, but the teacher told me that nobody in their right mind is going to let a 16-year old rent a car and hit the Autobahn, and therefore pulled out of the trip.

Thankfully my friend puts up with my sad attempts at speaking German and encourages me to try and continue.

I remember my German teacher warned us that "Ich bin gut" does not mean what it translates to. (Unless one is referring to their abilities in amorous activities)

I also remember her telling us a story about her taking a bus full of high schoolers through the country. At one point, there was a dude on the side of the road taking a leak. The kids, in their native tongue, exclaimed "Gross!" and the guy turned and said Danke!

 

[RugbyRef]

"Does a bear shit in the woods?" or "Is a sharks ass watertight?"

Both in reference to obvious "yes" answers.

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