The Last Person to Post in this Thread WINS

[FranzVonHoffer]

Next person to post after me is stupid....

I win...

Once, a long time ago I wired $2200 to a guy on the internet for a used Macbook Pro.

I once dated a girl for seven years that said she was "separated" from her husband.

I drink 70 cocktails a week but I call it "medicine".

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[FishGeek]

My turn:

I’ve been married 5 times.
Twice to the same woman.

 

[Falconetti]

Shitters full!

 

[FishGeek]

Shitters full!

You can’t spare a square?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

You can’t spare a square?

Congratulations on your win FishGeek!
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Whoops

 

[Falconetti]

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

 

[FishGeek]

Ah yes...some watery tart laying in a lake passing out swords is no basis for a form of government!

 

[Falconetti]

: I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week...

 

[FishGeek]

Oh look Dennis...there’s some lovely filth down here...

 

[Falconetti]

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters

 

[FishGeek]

We’ve already gotta one...
Heh heh, I told them we already gotta one.
: May we see it?
No! Now go away or I will taunt you a second time...

 

[Falconetti]

In 1945, peace broke out.

 

[FishGeek]

Night fell..<thunk>

 

[Falconetti]

Grandma Mema's napkins.

 

[Paul@PKAUTODESIGN]

Back to the top of the leaders board like !

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