You know i didn't read your post the first time all the way through. But I'm totally with ya now, brother!
I daily drive my mustang on the 1211rwhp setting all day long gettin 27-29mpg, just schoolin' fools from stoplight to stoplight. Basically just racing gas station to gas station...
Yes. My current lease gets a good butt blasting for 2 hours every day.
Heated seat on? We're bakin' brownies.
Cooled seat on? Seat frame gonna have freckles.
But if I own the car, my colon constitution is unbreakable. I didn't fart in my last car, which I owned outright, until year...