Chicks in Hemi Chargers...HOT!

I was commuting to work today. It's bumper to bumper traffic on the I-10. I noticed the honey in the charger behind me applying make up. After she's done with the make up, she decides to merge over to the right lane quite aggressively. She gets stuck behind a semi. As I roll pass her she sort of leans forward and almost out the window and gives me this evil look. The kind of look you'd get from a guy but coming from a chick it was sexy. I literally growled when I saw that. She tucks back in behind me. At 8:57am I hear all 8 cylinders of that hemi coming on my left side as she entered the commuter lane. She looks at me with that same look and I melt. That chick had so much swagger handling that Charger. She was a brunette with blue eyes, my ultimate favorite.

Just thought I'd share. Wish I had my cam on.

Oh Boy.:doh:

Probably not into guys........:lol:

You should have got her number. I get so many looks when I'm driving my stang probably because I look about 14 but I'm 25. And I had some people stop in the middle of the lane with their heads out the window looking at my car. Not so much now but when I first got my car in 2014.

But whenever I get looks now I just smile and think just wait till I get my '18.

For any Londoners here a translation...

I was commutin' ter Kathy Burke today. it's bumper ter bumper traffic on the bloomin' i-10. I noticed the chuffin' 'oney in the charger behind me applyin' make up. after she's done wif the make up, she decides ter merge over ter the wite lane quite aggressively. she gets stuck behind a semi. as I roll pass 'er she sort of leans forward and almost aahhht the burnt cinder and gives me this evil butcher's. the kind of butcher's you'd get from a bloke but comin' from a chick it was sexy. I literally growled chicken pen I Bear's Paw that. she tucks Hammer and Tack in behind me. at 8:57am I 'ear aw ait cylinders of that 'emi comin' on me left side as she entered the commuter lane. she looks at me wif that same butcher's and I melt. that chick 'ad so much swagger 'andlin' that charger. she was a brunette wif blue mince pies, me ultimate favorite. just thought i'd share. wish I 'ad me cam on.

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For any Londoners here a translation...

I was commutin' ter Kathy Burke today. it's bumper ter bumper traffic on the bloomin' i-10. I noticed the chuffin' 'oney in the charger behind me applyin' make up. after she's done wif the make up, she decides ter merge over ter the wite lane quite aggressively. she gets stuck behind a semi. as I roll pass 'er she sort of leans forward and almost aahhht the burnt cinder and gives me this evil butcher's. the kind of butcher's you'd get from a bloke but comin' from a chick it was sexy. I literally growled chicken pen I Bear's Paw that. she tucks Hammer and Tack in behind me. at 8:57am I 'ear aw ait cylinders of that 'emi comin' on me left side as she entered the commuter lane. she looks at me wif that same butcher's and I melt. that chick 'ad so much swagger 'andlin' that charger. she was a brunette wif blue mince pies, me ultimate favorite. just thought i'd share. wish I 'ad me cam on.

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Do you do translations for any Mc's in the audience?

Very poetic

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For any Londoners here a translation...

I was commutin' ter Kathy Burke today. it's bumper ter bumper traffic on the bloomin' i-10. I noticed the chuffin' 'oney in the charger behind me applyin' make up. after she's done wif the make up, she decides ter merge over ter the wite lane quite aggressively. she gets stuck behind a semi. as I roll pass 'er she sort of leans forward and almost aahhht the burnt cinder and gives me this evil butcher's. the kind of butcher's you'd get from a bloke but comin' from a chick it was sexy. I literally growled chicken pen I Bear's Paw that. she tucks Hammer and Tack in behind me. at 8:57am I 'ear aw ait cylinders of that 'emi comin' on me left side as she entered the commuter lane. she looks at me wif that same butcher's and I melt. that chick 'ad so much swagger 'andlin' that charger. she was a brunette wif blue mince pies, me ultimate favorite. just thought i'd share. wish I 'ad me cam on.

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Now this thread is worth something. :cheers:

I remember my first chubby too.

I feel like I just visited the estates after reading that.

Pssssh... A Charger? C'mon man, you can do better.

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For any Londoners here a translation...

I was commutin' ter Kathy Burke today. it's bumper ter bumper traffic on the bloomin' i-10. I noticed the chuffin' 'oney in the charger behind me applyin' make up. after she's done wif the make up, she decides ter merge over ter the wite lane quite aggressively. she gets stuck behind a LORRY. as I roll pass 'er she sort of leans forward and almost aahhht the burnt cinder and gives me this evil butcher's. the kind of butcher's you'd get from a bloke but comin' from a chick it was sexy. I literally growled chicken pen I Bear's Paw that. she tucks Hammer and Tack in behind me. at 8:57am I 'ear aw ait cylinders of that 'emi comin' on me left side as she entered the commuter lane. she looks at me wif that same butcher's and I melt. that chick 'ad so much swagger 'andlin' that charger. she was a brunette wif blue mince pies, me ultimate favorite. just thought i'd share. wish I 'ad me cam on.

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Fixed, amiright? :lol:

Lorry, "pots and pans" vans, stuck behind a pot.

You should translate every long post........would make for an endless good time!